I saw a great slogan on a box of cereal that my roommate bought today: “Eating a breakfast of Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal is clinically shown to improve kids’ attentiveness by nearly 20%!1“
The best part was the footer on the bottom of the back of the box:
“1Based upon independent clinical research, kids who ate Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal for breakfast had up to 18% better attentiveness three hours after breakfast than kids who ate no breakfast.”
No breakfast?? Lol. 18% is not a staggering statistic for starving children trying to focus. In a related study, 15% of the children could focus better when they weren’t being stabbed in the face.
Come on people. We’re still ok with stuff like this?
LOL!!!
I want to see the stats on this!
Dee
Ha! That’s Burnett. They learned those tricks from selling cigarettes! Who knew Marlboro’s and Frosted Mini Wheats had so much in common?